Please star it if you find it funny....!?

Great one kinda reminds me of this one A well dressed man walks into a rundown bar and sits his briefcase on the bar very gently so the bartender seeing this ask him "hey mister, what you got in the case?" so the guys tells him give me a free beer and i ll show you so the bartender thinks what the hell so he gives him the beer and the man opens his his case and pulls out a tiny piano so the bar tender says oh is that all and the guy replies no, no and then he reaches in and pulls out a man about 12 inches tall and so the bartender is like wow now thats something but does the man play the piano? the man replies for another beer he will so the bartender gives the man another beer and the tiny man sits down in front of the piano and starts playing so the bartender amazed ask him where on earth did you ever get something like that the man says well in my travels i came across this magic lamp and i granted me one wish so the bartender ask well can I make a wish on it guy says sure for another beer you can so he gladly hands over another beer and greedily grabs the lamp and starts rubbing it and genie pops out and says whats is your wish master? he thinks for a second and says I want a million bucks and the genie nods his head and returns to the lamp and in a minute the bar starts shaking and the doors fly open and ducks start flying in from every direction thousands and thousands of them and the bartender says Ducks? I wanted a million bucks! not ducks! so the man looks at him and say you actually think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?